So, You Wanna Buy My Stuff?

Well, you know what?

I’m not in the mood to sell anything today: at least not to you.

What do you think about that?  Bet you weren’t expecting that one.

Just kidding.  But seriously…

I don’t even sell my stuff online, until I know whether or not you’re going to put it to use.  Too many people buy crap on the internet and never use it in their business.  My stuff is pure genius (True Story: I’m not even exaggerating) and I’m not going to let it wind up on a shelf somewhere collecting dust.

I currently have about three dozen products and services available to meet your business building, direct response marketing, generally “Take Over The World” needs.  I will gladly help you in any way possible, but first I need to make sure that you’re 100% serious about doing this the right way.

How do I do that?

I separate the weak from the strong.  Good, old fashioned elitist philosophy at work: Yeah, I discriminate and I’m not afraid to admit it.  Want to know what I mean?  Curious as to whether you make the cut?  Dying to hear what I have to say?  Find out for yourself what all the fuss is about…

I’m going to warn you, once you call this number, your contact information will be collected in my system and saved forever so that you’ll never have another opportunity to take advantage of this one time offer I’m about to make.

For real, this isn’t a joke…

Do you honestly think I’d go through all this trouble if I was bluffing?

Here’s the number: 1.888.ROYS.O.T.O

Yes, it’s a vanity toll free number: that’s how serious I am.  Plus, it’s easy to remember so you can’t forget it and O.T.O. stands for “One Time Offer”, just in case you’re really brain dead, and want to call my bluff.

After you dial in, you’ll be instructed to take my simple test to see if you’re worthy.

Remember, I’m not playing games here: Only dial this number if you’re serious about taking action.

Alright, let’s see if you really have what it takes…