I’m not too proud to offer a bribe. It’s not a crime unless you’re involved in public office or are bestowed with some kind of legal duty. So, if you’re a governor, mayor, judge, etc., I am not trying to influence you in your said capacity; that’s my official disclaimer.
I’m not even going to pretend to be discreet. It doesn’t matter whether you call it an ethical bribe (to make yourself feel better) or you just flat out bribe someone to do what you want them to do. In case you missed the memo, it’s the way business works nowadays: everybody wants a free sample before they’re willing to buy. It’s so ingrained in our heads that we don’t even realize it most of the time.
Buying Ice Cream? Taste a free sample
Buying A Book? Read a chapter for free
Buying A Car? Go for a test drive
These are all bribes, open up you eyes!
If you’re reading this, you’re a business owner, you live an active lifestyle, consider yourself to be pretty cool and you have a little bit of an attitude when it comes to society in general, there’s a pretty good chance we’ll get along well.
I’m not interested in collecting your email address unless there’s a chance that you will tell other people about me or you could see yourself as a client of mine. Don’t waste my time and I won’t waste yours. Yeah, that’s straight up and I’m cool with that because I’m tired of people sugarcoating everything.
I actually want to bribe you to become a client of mine or promote my business. Stupid Simple!
So, what’s it gonna take?
Free Newsletter (Ehhh…)
Free Report (Okay, a little better)
Teleseminar (Getting Warmer)
Webinar (Alright, heating up)
Private Consultation (Ohhhh)
50% Off Everything (Nice)
Cash, Money (Sweet)
You want to know how to grease the wheels and get things done…
Bribery. Learn It, Love, It Live It.
Here’s a crazy idea… I will promote your business when you leave a comment. Everyone who reads this blog post, will scroll down through the comments and check out what you write. If you are able to come up with something interesting: “Holy Crap” They will click on your name and visit your website. “Brilliant!”
Free Advertising. Well Done, Kevin.
Me: Thank You, Thank You, Very Much. Hold Your Applause, Just Throw Money!
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